Mythical creatures I would like to be

Bless your sweet ask @rebeccaroanoke.
  1. Vigilante Siren
    but instead of warbling, I'd spin mesmerizing sets as a pop-up DJ and all my victims are rapists and racists and pedophiles
  2. Tooth Faerie
  3. Alicorn
    a winged unicorn
  4. Banshee
    "A spirit appearing as a frenzied old woman whose high pitched shriek prophesied a death soon to come."
  5. Happy lol
  6. Ninetails
  7. Debby Ryan
    so rare, so mythical, so precious 🌸
    Suggested by   @kaitlynvella
  8. Aspidochelone
    The island-sized turtle from the Story of Sinbad the Sailor. The idea is repeated in various other myths and legends. I think if you were that big, nothing would bother you, except the occasional castaway making a fire on your back. You'd have a very different idea about the world.
    Suggested by   @evanp
  9. An honest politician
    Suggested by   @smelliefloyd
  10. Baba Yaga.
    In Slavic folklore, Baba Yaga is a symbol for the ancient grandmother cults who appears as a deformed and/or ferocious-looking woman. Picture from here: http://pre01.deviantart.net/367d/th/pre/f/2013/246/4/a/baba_yaga_by_katemaxpaint-d6kvfni.jpg
    Suggested by   @solitarygigi
  11. Ursula
    Badass sexy bitch
    Suggested by   @shanaz
  12. Well rested
    Suggested by   @madaboutmeme
  13. Beyoncé
    Nothing about her is human.
    Suggested by   @Lovise_Marie
  14. An alien queen
    Because Debby makes people happy with her beautiful smile and galactic mind
    Suggested by   @alien95
  15. A hippogriff
    The thing from Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
    Suggested by   @hummingbirdwatches
  16. Alien
    Like, duh. Who wouldn't want to be one? They are out if this world! 👽👽👽
    Suggested by   @deboralien
  17. Pegasus
    Who wouldn't
    Suggested by   @deboralien