Shrek Wedding

two words that are slightly repulsive yet acceptable on their own, when put together will make you lose all faith in our country
  1. It is a thing. The grimace of pregret* is very real
    *pregret is a word I'm trying to make happen. regretting something before you've even fully done the thing
  2. It didn't just happen once, btw. It's a movement. In some cases, a very quaint shrek wedding
  3. And the wedding parties are enabling it
    "loved" ones my ass
  4. I'd like to know the presidential candidates stances on this