Things @colesprouse Will Do to You if You Don't Like Meryl Streep: A Verbatim List
"...even if you're indifferent about Meryl Streep."
- •Stomp ya legs
- •Push ya down
- •Twist ya badya don't like Meryl Streep alright
- •Clap ya twice
- •Break ya face
- •Rip ya lips off
- •Kick ya out of my house
- •Fuck up ya fridge
- •Make you a eunich'f ya don't like Meryl.
- •Ignore your mother's call
- •Not return your auntie's voicemail
- •Ya deadYou don't like Meryl Streep, ya dead.