Things @colesprouse Will Do to You if You Don't Like Meryl Streep: A Verbatim List

"...even if you're indifferent about Meryl Streep."
  1. Stomp ya legs
  2. Push ya down
  3. Twist ya bad
    ya don't like Meryl Streep alright
  4. Clap ya twice
  5. Break ya face
  6. Rip ya lips off
  7. Kick ya out of my house
  8. Fuck up ya fridge
  9. Make you a eunich
    'f ya don't like Meryl.
  10. Ignore your mother's call
  11. Not return your auntie's voicemail
  12. Ya dead
    You don't like Meryl Streep, ya dead.