1. Sorry I'm late my social anxiety has been relentless lately
    and the thought of leaving my bed felt like a death march
  2. We don't hang out ever I don't need you to care about my birthday
    thank u tho
  3. Your girlfriend is a waste of you
  4. I totally would but I have literally zero desire
  5. You are not worth the eyeliner process
    I like you but not the obsessive symmetry / temporary blindness / q-tip amount
  6. Can I have extra ponzu
    in sugarfish. dammit sugarfish