Things to Not Mess With in 2k16
- •Parking in LAIf it's over 3 blocks away or 10 bucks, I'm ubering.
- •Hiring dormant potentialTraining you makes me better. Wanting it for you is a waste of my business.
- •The EmojiIt's a crutch.
- •FuccboysA fuccboy with a midlife crisis is still a fuccboy.
- •DrunkennessYours or mine
- •Body-shamingYours or mine
- •Making up with fake friendsI'm going to be the bigger person and leave it. Don't make me pretend you're actual if you aren't actual.
- •GlossKeep it sharp. Keep it low maintenance.
- •SpearmintI'm about that blue