Thoughts on the Global Prosecco Shortage

If you live under a rock and haven't heard the news, we're in one. I don't want to alarm you but it is a real thing that's happening and I'm processing my reactions
  1. Don't panic
  2. Is this what they mean when they're talking about 'the drought'
  3. We need to stock up
    I watch Doomsday Preppers. Well I've seen it. Well a commercial was on one time and indicated that situations like these require SHOPPING IN BULK
  4. Will that make me look like an alcoholic
    To be fair, the people at the store already see me routinely grab a spare bottle or 5 (you know that 6 bottle pricing game)
  5. Am I an alcoholic
  6. I should drink more gatorade
  7. If we make more now, our sparkling wine economy will be healed by 2016
    and our nation could be driving the market by 2017
  8. Curious to hear the presidential candidates stances on the issue
  9. Are we in an election
  10. We should just make more in general
  11. I need a mimosa