White Girl Brunch Verbatim 1

weekend. LA.
  1. I can't
  2. I can't imagine
  3. I can't imagine dealing with anyone that's not us
  4. I wanna tan but I don't want to get any darker
  5. I've only had one one-night-stand
    You guys were there!
  6. He looks just like Rivers Cuomo
    Well I mean he has glasses
  7. Ew that girl is pouring champagne I can't smell it
    I'll vom
  8. That guy gypsy faded so hard
    We heard his big car start up and screech off and I didn't even get to the "back to my place" part yet
  9. Honestly thinking I was asexual
  10. LIIIIIKE I've never hooked up with an ex
    Except last night for like five hours
  11. HE DOESNT EVEN WANNA TOUCH ME
    Suggested by   @kylecmoore
  12. Brunch tomorrow?