White Girl Brunch Verbatim 1
- •I can't
- •I can't imagine
- •I can't imagine dealing with anyone that's not us
- •I wanna tan but I don't want to get any darker
- •I've only had one one-night-standYou guys were there!
- •He looks just like Rivers CuomoWell I mean he has glasses
- •Ew that girl is pouring champagne I can't smell itI'll vom
- •That guy gypsy faded so hardWe heard his big car start up and screech off and I didn't even get to the "back to my place" part yet
- •Honestly thinking I was asexual
- •LIIIIIKE I've never hooked up with an exExcept last night for like five hours
- •HE DOESNT EVEN WANNA TOUCH MESuggested by @kylecmoore
- •Brunch tomorrow?