Nuts I Have Milked, Ranked (No Way for That Not to Sound Sexual - Grow Up!)

  1. Pistachios
  2. Cashews
  3. Pecans
  4. Pumpkin seeds
  5. Walnuts
  6. Almonds
  7. Macadamia nuts
  8. Hazelnuts
  9. Failures-do not even bother: pine nuts, sesame seeds, sunflower seeds