The beauty habits of many ladies that make me despair.
  1. Smothering yourself in fake tan is a must.
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    When there's barely any time to get ready, tan must not be skipped! Pale skin is a big no no!
  2. Fake eyelashes.
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    You're much more attractive when moths are glued to your eye lashes.
  3. Massive, overly decorated, fake nails.
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    So functional!
  4. Hair extensions
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    No need for patience, just shave your head & get long luscious fake hair glued on.