"BEAUTY HABITS" I JUST DON'T GET.

The beauty habits of many ladies that make me despair.
  1. Smothering yourself in fake tan is a must.
    When there's barely any time to get ready, tan must not be skipped! Pale skin is a big no no!
  2. Fake eyelashes.
    You're much more attractive when moths are glued to your eye lashes.
  3. Massive, overly decorated, fake nails.
    So functional!
  4. Hair extensions
    No need for patience, just shave your head & get long luscious fake hair glued on.