Questions I wish people would stop asking me asap as possible

I wish people I know would stop asking me questions in general, but specifically the ones down below. I don't ask boring questions to you, you shouldn't ask them to me!!!
  1. 1.
    "So, what have you been up to?"
    Lots of things, like breathing and talking to your annoying little soul right now.
  2. 2.
    "What are you doing on New Year's Eve?"
  3. 3.
    "Have you been dating anyone lately?"
    If I say yes you're gonna ask me who, aren't you? If I say no you're gonna stare at me like I'm an ill puppy.
  4. 4.
    "Does your job pay well?"
    .........why? do you wanna help me pay my bills?
  5. 5.
    "Have you lost weight?"
    You need to take the Ernest Baker route.
  6. 6.
    LOL out loud at u 😂✌️️😜