Sure, Olympic-level liar and occasional swimming competitor Ryan Lochte gets a chance to win America's heart again on Dancing with the Stars. But there's lots of other famous knuckleheads who could use the humanizing touch and worshipful coverage. Here's a quick list:
  1. Carlos Danger. With an ABC-monitored Twitter feed, of course.
  2. Birth of a Nation star Nate Parker. 'Nuff said.
  3. Hope Solo. For a 2nd time. After proving herself the worst loser in Olympics history, she is the only celebrity to deserve another twirl through the purgatory that is DWTS.
  4. Kanye West. Because...he's Kanye.
  5. Donald Trump. Great way to reach those female voters who still remember the comments about Megyn Kelly's whatever...