COOL DUDES OR DUDES THAT CAN'T TIE A BOW TIE?

Pretty on the fence about this. Help me decide!
  1. Cool dude?
  2. Insanely cool dude?
  3. Come on now... This dude has to be cool?
  4. Coolest dude?
  5. Ok this slob can't tie a damn bow tie. #sad