1. I know when a building used to be a Taco Bell.
  2. I know all the words to the song All Star by Smash Mouth.
  3. I once ate Cinnabon & nothing else for an entire day.
  4. I got 3/5th's the way through live tweeting a root canal before I gave up.
  5. I can only get 16 marshmallows in my mouth for that chubby bunny game.
  6. Pretty sure I was the last human on earth to drink a Zima.
  7. People who put tomato juice in their beer are gross.
  8. I once laughed out loud as I was walking by a person who wasn't parallel parking properly - 40 minutes later when I had to parallel park I fucked it up three times! THREE TIMES! Guys, karma is real and it's a MF'er.