THIS IS ME
- •I know when a building used to be a Taco Bell.
- •I know all the words to the song All Star by Smash Mouth.
- •I once ate Cinnabon & nothing else for an entire day.
- •I got 3/5th's the way through live tweeting a root canal before I gave up.
- •I can only get 16 marshmallows in my mouth for that chubby bunny game.
- •Pretty sure I was the last human on earth to drink a Zima.
- •People who put tomato juice in their beer are gross.
- •I once laughed out loud as I was walking by a person who wasn't parallel parking properly - 40 minutes later when I had to parallel park I fucked it up three times! THREE TIMES! Guys, karma is real and it's a MF'er.