Or give you the pick-me-up you need to carpe that damn diem. ​
  1. 1.
    Made It Out Of Bed
    Congrats! You did it! Celebrate your big achievement with this mug.
  2. 2.
    Britney Survived 2007. You can handle today.
    This is probably the most motivational mug you will ever encounter. Use it to channel your inner Brit-Brit.
  3. 3.
    Zero Fox Given
    You don't have time for other people's drama, and this mug gives you a punny out. Take a sip and subtly tell the world you aren't feeling like stepping into their madness today.
  4. 4.
    Avoid a sleep-deprived mental breakdown and seek comfort in a mug that definitely understands how you feel.
  5. 5.
    This is Probably Vodka
    If you have a coffee mug but you're not a coffee fan: It's probably vodka. Don't like vodka? How about whiskey?
  6. 6.
    I Did my Best
    Take some self-motivation to go.
  7. 7.
    Literally Don't Care
    For when you literally can't even, let this mug do the talking.
  8. 8.
    OMG Chill-Gandhi
    Everybody knows his "Be the change" quote; you're just trying to popularize some of Ghandi's lesser-known teachings.
  9. 9.
    Don't You Dare
    Let everyone know where you're at mentally and physically with this mug that says it all.
  10. 10.
    I Drink Coffee For Your Protection
    You're not addicted to java; you're drinking it for the safety of the human race.
  11. 11.
    Not Today
    For days when you're as drained as your phone is.
  12. 12.
    Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty
    The difference between you and an attention-starved kitten? You can hold a cup of coffee.
  13. 13.
    Don't Worry Be Yonce
    Keep calm and carry on like Queen Bey.
  14. 14.
    I Do What I Want
    You are sassy, independent, and you don't need anyone but your cat—okay, and this cute cat mug.