Top 6 Reasons Why I'm Single

How bout a little sexy time with Delos? Attached are my top 6 online convos with dudes you'd never take home to mom. Well, not really my TOP 6, but the ones I was able to fit in the little square. I got a million of em.
  1. 1.
    Palringo - chat app or std?
  2. 2.
    Wait...what?
  3. 3.
    First thing this guy says to me.
  4. 4.
    Nothing wrong with a little teasing.
  5. 5.
    My (super)hero.
  6. 6.
    What's not to love? This gem is a two-parter. See #7 for the rest.
  7. 7.
    #6 continued. Enjoy!