CAREERS I WOULD BE GREAT AT
- •Professional shit-talkerOr is that just what a critic is?
- •Therapist/social workerI'm really good at listening to people discuss their problems without actually offering concrete advice.. People seem to think that they can confide in me because I'm quiet...UGH
- •Existentialist philosopherEverything's pointless. We're all just proverbial hamsters running on a proverbial hamster wheel.
- •English professorOkay.. This is more of a fantasy than it is something I would be good at considering I still don't really understand how to use 'proverbial'.... or semicolons.
- •Social media coordinatorI'm already on Twitter and Instagram all day at work anyway..
- •Professional procrastinatorI should really be working right now, not making this list
- •JournalistSome day...hopefully