1. Exercise
    Why am I always sick and tired? Oh yeah, cuz I don't exercise.
  2. Flossing my teeth
    That could be 30 seconds of more precious sleep.
  3. Cleaning my room
    Ugh, I'll do it tomorrow.
  4. Laundry
    Wearing the same pair of socks three days in a row during summer is EXACTLY how you get athlete's foot.
  5. Writing
    I guess it's hard to call myself an aspiring journalist if I'm always too brain dead to write when I get home from work. I told that blog I would get them that article a week ago.. Maybe I should start writing it.
  6. Going to museums/parks/doing anything that makes living in NYC worth it
    I don't have any money anyway since I wasted it all on beer and Banana Republic dress shirts. Plus why would I want to go to Manhattan on the weekend when I can lie in bed and watch season four of Scrubs for the 50th time?
  7. Reading books
    Weird that I studied English in college and now all I read is the NYT Opinion section and The Atlantic. Definitely even harder to call yourself a writer when you don't read OR write.
  8. Dating
    Too many bad experiences on Tinder, plus if true love is real that means I don't have to try, right?