THINGS I WON'T STEAL FROM MY KID'S HALLOWEEN CANDY
I'll cop to digging into the stash on the daily for at least a week after Halloween. There are some things, though, that I wouldn't touch no matter how desperate I get.
- •White "chocolate". Because I have plenty of candles around that I can chew to get that waxy taste and feeling.
- •Almond Joy/Mounds. Coconut is a gag-a-palooza. Way to ruin chocolate.
- •Mallo Cups. Way to ruin chocolate AND marshmallow, vile weed.
- •Skittles, Starburst, Nerds, etc. Totally useless "kid candy". Haven't been interested in it since age 30.