THINGS I WON'T STEAL FROM MY KID'S HALLOWEEN CANDY

I'll cop to digging into the stash on the daily for at least a week after Halloween. There are some things, though, that I wouldn't touch no matter how desperate I get.
  1. White "chocolate". Because I have plenty of candles around that I can chew to get that waxy taste and feeling.
  2. Almond Joy/Mounds. Coconut is a gag-a-palooza. Way to ruin chocolate.
  3. Mallo Cups. Way to ruin chocolate AND marshmallow, vile weed.
  4. Skittles, Starburst, Nerds, etc. Totally useless "kid candy". Haven't been interested in it since age 30.