Things I do after I login at work and before I start any actual work

Aka...the appetizer to the main course (work)
  1. Sit down and think about whether I want breakfast or coffee first before I start to work
  2. Decide on coffee and dig out a k-cup from my desk and head to the break room
  3. Get all the way to the break room and realize I forgot to bring my water bottle to fill
  4. Get back to my desk to get said water bottle and make my back to the break room while stopping and chatting with all my work wives on the way
  5. Finally settle in back at my desk to check my email and realize how hungry I am
  6. Look for a packet of oatmeal in my k-cup box and head back to...you guessed it, the break room
  7. Get back to my desk and start looking through email and wonder where the last hour went