5 activities that I participated in today. Meow.
- •I walked across the bed in the master bedroom and shook my tail, pretended to spray. I didn't; it was funny watching the human sprint across the room.
- •I licked all of the cat food in the bowl. Sometimes it sticks to my tongue and I get a bite.
- •I blocked the door to the bathroom. Twice.
- •I chilled in my carpeted throne for a time. The dragons did not come today.
- •Tried to coax the flies in through the little hole in the window screen. They were not influenced to party with me. Someone must have snitched; I serve fly at my parties.