5 activities that I participated in today. Meow.

  1. 1.
    I walked across the bed in the master bedroom and shook my tail, pretended to spray. I didn't; it was funny watching the human sprint across the room.
  2. 2.
    I licked all of the cat food in the bowl. Sometimes it sticks to my tongue and I get a bite.
  3. 3.
    I blocked the door to the bathroom. Twice.
  4. 4.
    I chilled in my carpeted throne for a time. The dragons did not come today.
  5. 5.
    Tried to coax the flies in through the little hole in the window screen. They were not influenced to party with me. Someone must have snitched; I serve fly at my parties.