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- •I have what cat breeders call a tipped tongue. I call it my other nose.
- •I started the whole ombré hair thing. Your hairdressers use me as inspiration.
- •I've been on TV. America's Next Cat Star on Animal Planet has had their crews out at our house.
- •I'm a social media whore. I have accounts on Instagram, Facebook, snapchat and twitter. I love you.
- •I am collecting a ball of tinfoil for the next alien invasion. I've got the hairless females trained to wad tinfoil up and toss it as if it were a toy. They are unprepared. I shall prevail.
- •I live in the Midwest. I do not get to go out in the Midwest, but I see it out the window.
- •I've "the mind control chip" installed. It's an option that came with the tongue.Yes, I made her do that.
- •I refuse to use a dirty litter box.
- •My arch enemy is a llama.Story on Instagram. @asherthewonderllama