My favorite places to pee. Cat
Inside the mind of a master pisser.
- •Clean litter boxAs the human is pouring fresh never stepped on pee dirt.
- •I love peeing on oven mitts.Please leave one on the countertop. I dare you.
- •Left a pair of underpants on the floor?I will mark them for you. A random sock will do as well.
- •I like the sink you use to brush your teeth.Better not drop a contact lens in there.
- •Warm fresh clean laundry, in the basket and fresh from the dryer.I want the human to find my gift of scent while at work. You know, they will be sitting there thinking they smell cat pee- then eventually find the source (bra) has pee on it.
- •That cat repellent plant you bought is a joke. I pee in it's pot.Yup, you bought into the 'Scaredy Cat" plant concept.. And I proved it wrong. All. The. Way.
- •Anywhere in the sun porch is fair game.It's outdoors, right?
- •Boxes. Any box.They're all mine. I will make them all mine.