Three things I watch my human do, that I just do not understand. Kitty

  1. She bathes her children in my sleeping spot, with that wall juice. I just do not understand why she doesn’t clean them with her scubbing appendage. If she were a licker, then she would know just what her children were up too… The taste gives it away.
  2. Clothing. Why on earth do the 2 legged uprights keep covering their assets? Is it because they are hairless? Are they cold? I just do not see the point in this.
  3. Peeing in my water fountain. Why? Why must they scent my water with peepee.. Perhaps I should go and scent their sleeping spots with mine?