DOG OR BABY

  1. Must be fed at the same times every day or becomes whiny
  2. Loves you unconditionally
  3. Likes to say things and we pretend to understand
  4. "Who's a good wittle baby"
  5. Sleeps all the time...except when you want to sleep
  6. Has no idea where the ball went when you pump fake a throw
  7. Walks around on all fours and is a tripping hazard for everyone
  8. Has chew toys
  9. Requires a lot of "cleaning up after"
  10. Thinks splashing is 90% of "bath time"
  11. Pukes on you
  12. Requires poop maintenance
  13. You love them despite all the above