REASONS DALLAS TRAFFIC IS THE BEST
- •It's good comedy watching someone try to weave through bumper to bumper traffic.
- •There's always a guy who will slam on the gas every turn you inch up. Inevitably he will instantly slam on his breaks as he only moved two feet.
- •Truck drivers apparently think this the Indy 500 and will try to pass in the most dangerous fashion.
- •You'll get a bad feeling driving behind a pickup with poorly secured pipes. Thanks Final Destination movies.
- •Someone will be having the most intense jam session in their car, and it will usually involve "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Living on a Prayer" or "Can't Touch This."
- •Every time you pass over a hill into a complete stop you can hear the exasperated sighs coming from everyone driving next to around you.
- •At least it's not Florida traffic.