BEST PLACES TO GET ITCHY BUG BITES

Requested by @mindy ...
  1. Forearm.
    It's like it's not even there.
  2. Thigh.
    Almost cool to have it.
  3. Lower back.
    Like, fun to scratch.
  4. Face.
    You don't want to scratch it because it'll look insane, so it goes away hella quick.