Depressed? Sure, but you're pretty fucking rad, so go out in a way that says "dope, right?"
- •Jump into jet engine, while "chucking double deuces."
- •Elbow drop on a land mine.
- •Ride a motor cycle.
- •Baywatch sprint into lava, with whistle and floaty thing.
- •Bungee jump, but when they offer the bungee just say NAH.
- •Go to an amazing hotel with beautiful people and sit in the hot tub... Til you die.
- •Run at a moving truck, arms open, shouting COME TO PAPA!
- •Lay down a sword, and do a barefoot rail slide across it. You'll bleed out!
- •Rollerskate down the building from Adventures in Babysitting.
- •Order a Subway six foot Bacon Chicken Ranch and eat it by yourself, obvs Periscope this.
- •Jump into shark infested waters holding your nose ironically.
- •Skip across a NASCAR race track licking a lollipop.
- •Ride a wrecking ball, just like Miley! But into a building. Like Amoeba or something.
- •Face fuck an electric eel, brah!