I USE MY WHITE VOICE WHEN...

Code switching for life.
  1. I talk to Siri.
  2. I have to return something.
  3. I meet parents (of all races).
  4. I order food on the phone.
  5. I get pulled over / arrested.
  6. I call customer care.
  7. I'm in elevators.
  8. I give weddings speeches (mostly).
  9. I meet other writers (and I'm sober and think they're probably hella way smarter than me).