MY FEARS...

  1. Snake in toilet.
  2. Possum at foot of bed (under sheets)
  3. Penis in popcorn (not mine).
  4. Spider on face.
  5. Bird attacking hair (not the hair!)
  6. Tail of something coming out of one of my orifices.
  7. Squirrel in car. On highway.
  8. Rat in shoe. On highway.
  9. Slug under flip flop.