Just because you can't fly them anymore doesn't mean you can't put them to good use!
  1. Toilet paper.
    Disposable fabric wipes, just like Robin Quivers!
  2. Cum Snuffer.
    Just came up with that one. Super proud. Also known as jizz rag, but gotta do me.
  3. Literal Red Flags for people you want to avoid.
    Very helpful.