(NOT SO) SUPER POWERS I WANT...

  1. Always get a parking spot out front.
  2. Always make a good 1st impression.
  3. Multiple orgasms... giving them.
  4. Eat for one.
  5. Remember all my lines.
  6. Only put on one outfit before leaving the house.
  7. Ability to share.
  8. Hire contractors that finish on time.
  9. Be the best gift giver.
  10. Have good explanations.
  11. Be early.
  12. Be modest.
  13. Never get pants hemmed too short.