NPR REPORTERS THAT DONT EXIST BUT PROBABLY WILL

Basically what Key and Peele did with football player names, but for NPR reporters.
  1. Diane Funk-Gomez
  2. Meegan Bernice
  3. Dawn Bowersmouth-Schmitt
  4. Elvira Sanders-Burke
  5. Wendina Moolard
  6. Tabitha Schwinn-Tenspeed
  7. Fredreeka Broussard
  8. Sandra Debbie Janet
  9. Whip Gyna
  10. Xena Princess-Warrior
  11. David Chokachi
  12. Fiona Snapple
  13. Fionabeth von Sharon von Etten
  14. Artex Atreyu