I know this aims for a narrow crowd, but be creative, guys...
  1. There's no bike rack.
  2. The olive oil game is weak.
  3. Albertson's had better tortilla chips.
  4. Don't carry my size in Toms
    Suggested by @Droptherock
  5. WeHo location has a better selection of bulk grains and boxed water
    Suggested by @bridgettelle
  6. They paved paradise and put in a parking lot
    Suggested by @bridgettelle
  7. Clogs up Glendale Blvd
    Suggested by @jesseno
  8. The cukes are too good
    Suggested by @TheWork
  9. Smh wrong color Le Creuset
    Suggested by @eijafayaya
  10. Only one type of pickled beets (this is my main grievance with the Venice Whole Foods)
    Suggested by @megaroni
  11. Why have a craft beer bar when the selections are so bare?
    Suggested by @aus10
  12. They're out of almond butter again!
    Suggested by @lhavertz