REASONS WHY MY LISTS WILL DISAPPOINT YOU...

  1. Not informative.
    I don't know stuff, guys.
  2. I won't always pick your suggestion.
    It's harsh, but you don't REALLY care, right?
  3. Not THAT funny.
    Pretty funny though. But not REALLY.
  4. Pretty weird, not for everyone.
    I do this for me I guess. Not sure how long that can last.
  5. Never inspiring.
    I can't do that.
  6. Not that personal.
    Welcome to the shallow end. I ain't that deep, dute.