WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I WATCH THE NCAAS SWIMMING CHAMPIONSHIPS...

This happens every year. You too, right?
  1. 1.
    Hairs on neck stand up.
  2. 2.
    Heart pumps.
  3. 3.
    I tell myself, I still got it.
  4. 4.
    I go to the Rose Bowl pool, ready to get back in the game.
  5. 5.
    After just 200 yards I realize how very far outside the game I am.
  6. 6.
    I do a kick set. Less embarrassing. Good people watching.
  7. 7.
    Then finish with an all out 50 from a push, just to see... Nope.
  8. 8.
    Warm down (to avoid absolute body shutdown) and hit the showers.
  9. 9.
    Until next year...