Fashion Predictions Most Likely to Be Seen at Coachella 2016

Every year at Coachella we see the same thing, copied outfits of Kendal Jenner and Vanessa Hudgens from the year before. As well as an assortment of flower headbands and bare feet. These are my style predictions for 2016 🌸
  1. Michael Kors mini backpack
    Because nothing says ~desert rave~ like a few hundred dollar backpack.
  2. Sunglasses with 3D flowers
    Thank you Kendal Jenner circa 2012 for this super original idea that will for sure be copied this year and years to come.
  3. Gladiator sandals
    I'm for sure wearing mine and I consider myself a ~trendy~ individual so I'm assuming I won't be the only one looking like a gladiator.
  4. Giant flower totems
    Totems are a rave culture fashion thing and also a good way to always know where your friends are. They're a great idea until you're the one forced to hold it. Also Vanessa Hudgens had one 2014 as well as every EDC goer in the Sahara tent.
  5. Gem bindis
    You can bet money on 2 out of every 5 little white girls having a gem in the middle of their forehead. (I'll probably be one of them but totally not the point!)
  6. For Love And Lemons Bra worn as shirt
    If this is you then congrats. You spent $100+ on a bra that will probably be ruined by the end of the weekend. It's trendy, I get it. But maybe we can be a little more original with our lace bra choices and also more economical.
  7. One piece bathing suite with kimono
    Because that's something accepted in the Coachella community
  8. Bare feet
    Also accepted in the Coachella community but is SUPER gross trust me.
  9. Those patterned bell bottom pants everyone has
    You're an outfit repeater if you show up to Coachella wearing these and deserve to be escorted off the premises. But obviously you're still going to.
  10. Cow boy boots
    You're a few weeks early for Stage Coach if this is you at Coachella. I predict an ridiculous amount of these in our fashion forecast and if there's anything that can be done about this hazard then by all means STOP THIS!
  11. Jens Pirate Booty tube top
    Another ridiculously expensive clothing item that everyone and their mother will be wearing
  12. Pasties
    For whatever reason there are a large number of people that have decided that pasties are an acceptable article of clothing.
  13. Guys in cargo shorts
    Probably frat boys who are also #fuqboyz
  14. Man buns
    Because Coachella is the home of the hipsters
  15. Adidas
    People who can't afford yeezy's
  16. Yeezy's
    People who paid a ridiculous amount for a workout sneaker and want to show that off (to those of you who will end up wearing your yeezy's to Coachella, my advise to you is to not do that. They will get ruined, and you will be sad)
  17. Half up top bun
    You know know what I'm talking about right? The girls who don't want to put all their hair up (probably me) so they put half of their hair in a messy bun on top their head.