Costumes I Have Worn

  1. Monica Lewinski
    Circa 1998/1999. The costume involved a blue dress, a beret, a cigar and an odd white smudge-y looking stain on the dress. Oh yeah, and knee pads.
  2. A slutty cat
  3. A slutty mouse
  4. A slutty teacher
  5. A slutty lawyer
  6. And then, of course, I dropped the charade and was just a slut. Though I said I was "an escort".