I was *certain* that I've done a list like this before, but after my extensive search (15 seconds at most), I couldn't find it, so VOILÀ! If someone tracks down the original list, and my rankings are totally different, oh well, no biggie!
  1. 1. Mango chutney
    Static
  2. 2. Poppadoms
    Static
  3. 3. Onion Bhajis
    Static
  4. 4. Samosas
    Static
    Preferably not squashed like these ones though 🙄
  5. 5. Tiger Beer
    Static
    No alcohol for me today though...