1. On Tuesday morning, when I saw a bus approaching but I was about 50 feet away so I RAN FAST and flagged down the bus...
    ...Only to find, as I arrived, sweating and out of breath, THAT IT WAS NOT MY BUS. 😳
  2. Yesterday, when I was at my desk writing an e-mail and I sneezed. HARD.
    And farted at the same time. 😔