1. The shop assistant who was trying to sell me a phone cover with lots of bling:
    "Do you have GRANDCHILDREN? You could buy it for them!" 😢
  2. The optometrist, towards the end of my eye test:
    "Have you ever considered vari-focals?" 😭
  3. RUDE!!!
    How they see me: 👵🏾
  4. MONSTERS!!!
    How I see me: 💁🏾
  5. 😂😂😂