HOW I KNOW IT'S MONDAY

Inspired by @aus10 and @Boogie
  1. I woke up before the alarm went off.
    Because I was worried that I'd oversleep. 🙄
  2. After getting dressed for work, I left my bedroom and was nearly at the front door before I realised that I wasn't wearing any shoes.
    I stomped back up the stairs to rectify my error.
  3. I didn't realise that I'd left my purse at home until I was on the bus. 😫
    How would I buy my pre-work coffee and my lunch???
  4. My head of department totally trashed my suggestions on how we should approach a tricky work issue.
    *sigh*
  5. I left the office late, so I ended up missing dinner with my family.
    So I had to microwave my dinner.