HOW TO: HAVE A VERY UNPRODUCTIVE DAY
- •First, don't go to work.It helps if it is a public holiday. Check!
- •Stay in bed for as looooong as possible.Only venture out of your blanket burrito if your bladder demands it and/or if your urgent desire for coffee gets to be overwhelming.
- •Change into a clean pair of PJs after a long shower at the perfect temperature of your choosing.Full on, lukewarm suits me fine.
- •Spend all day lying on the sofa.Playing with your phone, watching TV, reading trashy magazines - you do you, boo!
- •Only get up for meals.Eat EVERYTHING.
- •Hope you got all that because there's going to be a test in a few weeks.On Monday 1 May, to be exact. 😉