HOW TO: HAVE A VERY UNPRODUCTIVE DAY

  1. First, don't go to work.
    It helps if it is a public holiday. Check!
  2. Stay in bed for as looooong as possible.
    Only venture out of your blanket burrito if your bladder demands it and/or if your urgent desire for coffee gets to be overwhelming.
  3. Change into a clean pair of PJs after a long shower at the perfect temperature of your choosing.
    Full on, lukewarm suits me fine.
  4. Spend all day lying on the sofa.
    Playing with your phone, watching TV, reading trashy magazines - you do you, boo!
  5. Only get up for meals.
    Eat EVERYTHING.
  6. Hope you got all that because there's going to be a test in a few weeks.
    On Monday 1 May, to be exact. 😉