[LR] LEADING REASONS UK SHOWERS ARE ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ

Thanks for the LR, @andersun! I feel really bad that I am dissing the land of my birth, but it is fair to say that the majority of our bathroom showers are absolutely rubbish. I'd like to make the case for the prosecution as there really is no defence...
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    ๐Ÿšฟ Exhibit A: You only get a trickle of water
    Because of... ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ
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    ๐ŸšฟExhibit B: low water pressure
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    ๐Ÿšฟ Exhibit C: This is a cardinal sin BTW
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    ๐ŸšฟExhibit D: Fluctuating water temperature
    From hot to cold in a nano-second
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    ๐Ÿšฟ Exhibit E: the science bit (idk)
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    ๐ŸšฟExhibit F: J'ACCUSE!!!
    Victorian plumbing
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    I rest my case.
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    What do we want? POWER SHOWERS!
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    When do we want it? NOW! Or at least twice a day, possibly more in times of high humidity.
    Thank you. ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ๐Ÿšฟ