SOME OF THIS WEEKEND'S SPORTING EVENTS, RANKED BY MY INTEREST IN THEM

It's been a big weekend of sport here!
  1. 1. Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal
    The North London derby! Spurs won and they will definitely finish higher in the League - sorry Arsenal! I love ⚽️
  2. 2. Joshua v Klitschko
    I've heard that it was an epic fight, but I can't bear to watch boxing. I wouldn't ban it, because it would just go underground and be unregulated, but 😭😭😭
  3. 3. Tour de Yorkshire
    I have no idea what's going on though. People on bicycles pedalling fast??? In Yorkshire?!
  4. 4. Russian Grand Prix
    Not a good day at the office for Lewis Hamilton - he did not get on the podium.
  5. 5. World Snooker Championship
    *yawn*