Inspired by @BWN_7
  1. Bacon sandwiches
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    The essential ingredients are smoked back bacon, soft sliced white bread and NO SAUCE OF ANY KIND!
  2. Party plans
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    For YOUR celebrations, whatever they may be (but PLEASE do not force me into making a fuss over my birthday).
  3. Dull meetings appear interesting
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    It's a work skill 🙄
  4. ...you feel relaxed
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    It's another work skill, TBH.
  5. A mess in the kitchen
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    I'm a monster.