THINGS I WILL AND WILL NOT SHARE: A SLIDING SCALE LIST

  1. Newspapers
    VERY HAPPY TO SHARE! Recycle, people!
  2. Taxis
    HAPPY TO SHARE! So long as you're going my way.
  3. Netflix password
    NOT REALLY HAPPY TO SHARE: you might ruin my viewing profile.
  4. Toothbrush
    NOT HAPPY TO SHARE! Ewww!
  5. BACON
    NO. NOPE. NOT EVER HAPPY TO SHARE. Ron gets me.