THINGS THAT MY DAD THINKS ARE OK TO DISCUSS AT 0600

Most days, my dad and I have breakfast together before I go to work. It's great! I am usually half dead and incoherent before my first cup of coffee, but my dad is full on awake and desperate to share his views on EVERYTHING. 😳
  1. My dad
  2. He wants to tell me about the mendacity of politicians.
    Ugh, it's TOO early dad!
  3. He wants to discuss the success or failure of various sports teams.
    Dad...
  4. He wants to be THE FIRST to tell me about some awful disaster that's occurred somewhere in the world.
    Please...
  5. He wants to share his outrage that our aged cat has produced a fur ball and/or opened her bowels somewhere other than the litter tray.
    STOP! I'm eating my breakfast! Ugh!
  6. Our cat