PLACES I HAVE SHARTED

Every gambled on a fart and crapped out?? Here's a few places that it has happened to me.
  1. Near the top of a 24 foot ladder.
  2. In the shower when I had the flu.
  3. Running naked through my kitchen.
  4. 7-11.
  5. In my girlfriends bed in her dorm room after she left for class.
  6. In my truck sitting at a red light.
  7. Standing in line for Star Wars tix.
  8. In a brand new Ford F-150 while on a test drive.