PLACES I HAVE SHARTED
Every gambled on a fart and crapped out?? Here's a few places that it has happened to me.
- •Near the top of a 24 foot ladder.
- •In the shower when I had the flu.
- •Running naked through my kitchen.
- •In my girlfriends bed in her dorm room after she left for class.
- •In my truck sitting at a red light.
- •Standing in line for Star Wars tix.
- •In a brand new Ford F-150 while on a test drive.