HOW TO GIVE A HUG
Let me tell you all about the hug. The hug, a momentary mutual body clasp, is the most beautiful greeting on this planet. We need to embrace the hug. Too often, however, I see people give terrible hugs or worse, not hug at all. Let dis bitch show you the proper way to hug.
- •Make eye contact. The recipient should simultaneously feel fear and confusion in the wake of your intense stare.
- •Run at them full force with arms open. If others bitches are in the way run them down.
- •Put your arms around them. If you want to, skip step 1 and grab them while there not looking, as demonstrated here.
- •Embrace. Nothing else needs to be said about this art form.
- •If they don't see you or run away, chase after them with open arms until you get them.