HOW TO GIVE A HUG

Let me tell you all about the hug. The hug, a momentary mutual body clasp, is the most beautiful greeting on this planet. We need to embrace the hug. Too often, however, I see people give terrible hugs or worse, not hug at all. Let dis bitch show you the proper way to hug.
  1. 1.
    Make eye contact. The recipient should simultaneously feel fear and confusion in the wake of your intense stare.
  2. 2.
    Run at them full force with arms open. If others bitches are in the way run them down.
  3. 3.
    Put your arms around them. If you want to, skip step 1 and grab them while there not looking, as demonstrated here.
  4. 4.
    Embrace. Nothing else needs to be said about this art form.
  5. 5.
    If they don't see you or run away, chase after them with open arms until you get them.