1. "He who smelt it, dealt it." - Fartiticus 2:30
  2. "And lo! I have two dollars and you only have one. Neener neener." - Casherotomy 1:20
  3. "For God so loved the world that he created a credit line with an outrageous APR to gauge the little people." - Scroogus McDuckitus 3:16
  4. "God is our refuge and strength, an ever present help in trouble...except for the Mexicans, God doesn't love the Mexicans...or any other who isn't white like Jesus, for that matter." - Sparticus 8:30pm
  5. "Greed is good." - Gekko Wallstreeticus 19:87